Tuesday 6 November 2007

What a pain in the arse driving round the SWC is..

"look missus I don't care how long you have been standing at this stop (the wrong one) for I ain't opening the doors 'cause this bus doesn't STOP HERE"

Despite being stuck in an eight bus long queue to get into Castle Square.

Anyone see the Argus? 20 MPH limit! If only I could get up to that speed, what with bloody delivery lorries strewn all along North St and Western Rd. It really pisses me off when people write in to the newspaper without a fookin clue as to how difficult the job is. I don't know about you but when was the last time you saw a bus travelling at a "ridiculous" speed (other than 1mph crawl) And I NEVER go through a red light unless it is dangerous to stop quickly because of the stupid old git with walking stick/shopping trolley/zimmer frame who insists on walking to the front of the bus whilst its moving despite their virtual inability to even stand up properly!!

I am feeling particularly vitriolic at the moment so look out

Saturday 3 November 2007

Life Continues

So North Street is to reopen on Monday morning. I hope you all drive slowly and look out for the dumb shit pedestrians who don't know to look both ways when crossing the road!! Perhaps a full page in the Argus reminding the idiots about how roads are for vehicles and pavements are for pedestrians, and while they are at it they should mention that the little red man means DO NOT FOOKIN CROSS !!!

Actually they could use the opportunity to remind the car drivers still using the bus lanes that they aren't allowed to, the t**i drivers that Bus Stops are NOT t**i stops and cyclists that they are subject to the rules of the road too!!

As for them sending us around the south west corner, WTF is that all about ?? Just reopen the bus lanes and screw the fookin idiots who cant look before crossing. I can envisage serious problems with congestion when Pool Valley is closed for renovation.

OOOPs wrote this Sunday and forgot to post...